A dentist farts in your face--what do you say?? Health Tips

A dentist farts in your face--what do you say??

Question: I was at the dentist today and he turned around and bent down to get something for my fillings out of a cabinet and farted in my face. What should I have said?

Answers: You can't say anything. You have that jet nozzle sucking every molecule of slobber out of your mouth. You may also be numb for whatever procedure you are there for. The words may form in your mouth, but nothing comes out until you're home, where you tell your family, The dentist farted in my face today ! It smelled like dirty socks !!!!

Don't fart in my face

are you serious?? thats messed up.

'eewwwwwww do you mind!? dirty boy!'
then cough really dramatically

U gonna take that off my bill?

How about 'excuse you'? If he doesn't apologize after saying that, then get up and walk out of there. Who know's where his hands have been if he has that little class.

You sick asshole

That was not the anesthetic gas i was expecting.

*sniff sniff* EWWWW what is that smell?

lmao thats the funniest sht, did he mean it? or was it an accident? If he meant it I would punch him in the kidneys

EXCUsE U!!!

mother ****** what did you just say

Nasty!

Pardon

You should say Umm... Excuse me?

nothing, take the novicane syringe and numb up your nose.

do ya like to eat beans ? hm mm

i would have laughed and made a joke to try to make him feel better about it. you know he had to be dying from embarrassment!

Didn't you gas me already?

You should have filled his cavity with your boot.

uh dude, i thought you were supposed to be cleaning my teeth not making them smell like sh!t...

Ha that is funny....was it loud....omg......what a thing did he say excuse me....i would of told the receptionist....he he

What did you eat?

Thanks for that breath of fresh air.

Tell him to give you 20% off the bill. Seriously. I would. And if he wont Id put all the info on the internet so he loses even more money than he would have if he gave a discount.

Depends on your character, are you mad about it?

Then you should have said something like, WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

if you are a funny person, you could have said,

whoah someone's having too much beans

really depends on your character..

You aren't charging that to me as anesthesia, are you?

i would have laughed my head off

That stinks man. Do I get a discount or a spell on the laughing gas for that?

please.I only want the gas that makes me relax,not puke

i would have been grossed out and beyond but i dont like to embarrass people with that stuff, i mean it waz an accident but EEWWWW!!!!!!!

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