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Are you on a diet and enjoying it??


Question: Of course you are not so this is to cheer you up.

I was in Coles buying a large bag of Meatybites for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out.A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meatybite Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meatybite nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.
Answers: LOL

I'm on a diet - to me, diet is DIE with a T

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This old joke appears from time to time Eat fruit for lunch loose weight excersise
Yes and no and not enjoying it any more now I've read this! Sorry!
Hi, as you see I own a Labrador too :-)
Actually I'm on a diet and enjoying it. I eat whatever I want, am losing weight slowly, the healthy way, my hair and skin look better. All I do is take a couple spoons olive oil in sugar water at bedtime. It reduces my appetite and I don't snack any longer, i just feel like eating healthy stuff at meals.
It's called Shangri-La diet and was devised by Dr. Seth Roberts.
yup im on weight wtachers and enjoying it!iv so far lost 10.5 lbs in six wks..its brill!


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