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Zombies and oral hygene. You think they could floss a bit more??


Answers: uuuurrrrggggg. I'm gonna stop answering the zombie ones. They make me spaz, and then I feel like a jerk. Zombies are rotting human corpses. If they had teeth when they died, they'll still have em. Until someone knocks 'em out are decay sets in and they fall out. I think as the loss of bodily fluids kicks in, the gums probably start to recede and their teeth fall out. www.myspace.com/zombiegrrl
my zombie brushes her teeth....and freakishly enough was talking about flossing this morning onthe ride to school. Hmm, crazy. Zombies don't give a toot if their breath is fresh and minty. Sorry dude.
They are dead. Since they're no longer trying to impress members of the opposite sex or potential employers, they kind of let that stuff go.
I don't know, if a zombie flossed I think it would run the risk of slicing the floss right through it's head, since they aren't extremely coordinated, are fairly impervious to pain and are really stupid.
i havent really considered making out with a zombie as of the moment... have you? but heck, if i do end up making out with a zombie, id want her to floss and even gargle some mouth wash first. so yes, i do think that they could use a bit more flossin'
Dude......they don't have teeth! Think mister...think! **smacks him upside the head**


But as a point of information....I share my listerine breath strips with all my zombie beaus.
I'm not so sure that brain matter really contributes to plaque buildup.
They might be dead but I should know from experience that zombie's do try to attract the opposite sex mostly the one's that are alive but they just can't go into a Walmart and buy toothpaste, toothbrush, Floss, hairbrush etc. because people would scream and call the local zombie hunters if they weren't already there so they cannot do these things.


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